Private Thoughts and Imaginations...

Sunday, February 04, 2007

why i am not married yet!!!!!

Lol, i got this by mail, hope u'll enjoy it as much as i did ;)

To all my friends who are not married yet... You will agree with this.
MUM& DAD - this is why I am not married yet!!


1. The nice men are ugly.
2. The handsome men are not nice.
3. The handsome and nice men are not normal.
4. The handsome, nice and normal men are married.
5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we are only after their money.
7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat normal, don't think we are beautiful enough.
9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are normal, somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.
10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money and thank God are normal, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
11.The men who never make thefirst move, automatically lose interest in us when we take the initiative.

NOW ....WHO REALLY UNDERSTANDS MEN?SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO THE GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!

13 Comments:

  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 12:25:00 AM , Blogger Unknown said...

    looool, this is so funny!! All is true, sadly, except for number 1,2 and 3, i guess!!

     
  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 12:48:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i cant believe that im the first person to comment on one of ur posts :) im afraid some one else is commenting on this post now !
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    well... the perfection is for God only .
    but those 11 combinations r not fair ! and not realistic ! thats exaggeration or its a joke only !
    but its really really a problem ! picking up a husband is a problem !
    i will put my own options for the husband i want for my sister or daughter or....ETC
    1- to be a well mannered,polite,sweet,nice,religious ,honest,warm hearted ,white hearted,tender person.....
    2- to be good looking .... i mean not ugly !
    3- to be able to provide the basic life requirements at least! but the richer the better ! still i dont like luxurious life... i hate people who think that life is money !

    4- to have a clean history.... coz more than 50 % of guys in jordan r not clean(nasty) based on my own survey ! even i hate to touch this group (zomra) of guys !(they r stink and disgusting.

    5- to be a patient,calm person(dosnt get angry easily )
    6- to be educated.
    7- to be a man (mish 6an6) !
    i guess thats the perfect husband !

     
  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 10:35:00 AM , Blogger David said...

    Hmmm, let me see, I am a nice man, reasonably handsome, slightly abnormal, don't have a lot of money, occasionally brave, likes women to take initiative. Well, these criteria are rather limited! I am many other things, both good and bad, I suppose. Oh, and I am always careful where I put my feet! ;)

     
  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 6:41:00 PM , Blogger Abed. Hamdan said...

    the same goes for girls

     
  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 8:28:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    really funny stuff, Someone should make a list about Grils!

     
  • At Monday, February 05, 2007 11:22:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    i wish to know from where do u bring all those pics !!!!!

     
  • At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 2:35:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    *Why is women like a parking lot,all the good ones are taken and what,s left is too small or handicapped.
    *money drives women wild.
    *Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,caring and good looking?cuz women are looking for men that plus the money.
    you all keep looking.

     
  • At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 4:15:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Coooool ....i like ur post :)

     
  • At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 4:15:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    Coooool ....i like ur post :)

     
  • At Tuesday, February 06, 2007 7:22:00 PM , Blogger Tala said...

    =D i think the most important is to be nice, kind hearted with a neat mind,, other stuff are a reflection of how he sees himself..

     
  • At Wednesday, February 07, 2007 12:54:00 AM , Blogger Rain Drop said...

    nido: thanx :) glad u liked them ;) (i don't agree with everything written either, but it was fun to share :D )

    anonymous 3: it's just a fwd (or a joke as u said)... i don't call what u mentioned above "the perfect husband", but i'd say that he should have all the above to be "considered"... he has to have other qualities too...

    the pics were from yahoo images search.

    btw, i have 1 more thing to tell u:
    "When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us." —Alexander Graham Bell, American inventor

    this door is closed, it's time that u head towards an opened 1...

    David: lol, this was just for fun ;) it doesn't mean it's real :) so no need to be compared to 1 of them ;) (but it was nice to know that about u ;)

    Abed. Hamdan: lol, no comment!

    Samir: hehe, guess Hamede did ;)

    hamede: thanks for sharing :) guess u'll be hated by women visitors and popular by men ;) (i enjoyed them - as long as they're just for fun too ;)

    vagueraz: thanx :) and welcome!

    Tala :) that's true... but i still believe there r other stuff that should be considered :) (not gonna mention here, girls secrets!!! ;)

     
  • At Wednesday, February 07, 2007 7:25:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

    "this door is closed, it's time that u head towards an opened 1..."

    sorry i didnt get this point ! momken twad7y !

     
  • At Saturday, February 10, 2007 2:13:00 PM , Blogger Rain Drop said...

    i believe that u perfectly know what i mean :)

     

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